Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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