Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
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