Pants 0. Shit 1.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
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I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
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Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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