I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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