Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
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just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
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There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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