my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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