Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
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Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
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I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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