Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
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The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
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This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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