p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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