Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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