If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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