she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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