dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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