Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
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I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
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I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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