I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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