Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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