I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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