just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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