I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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