I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
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Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
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Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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