On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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