It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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