I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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