OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
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Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
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Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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