her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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