have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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