Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
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Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
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I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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