Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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