Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
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