How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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