The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
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no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
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I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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