i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Randomize