ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
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