I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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