do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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