even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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