if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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