he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
