So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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