she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
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There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
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I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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