in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
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Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
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Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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