Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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