Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Damn victory sex feels great
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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