I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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