Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
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girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
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We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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