i was rollin on her like bob the builder
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
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Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
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Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
why does every cop we meet know your name?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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