I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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