I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
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the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
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But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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