he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
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id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
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She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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