I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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