Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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