Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
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You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
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Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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