Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
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