Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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