i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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